March 2012
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
February 2012
also, why the fuck do i have to do this at the age of 20?
officially made it impossible for my parents to find out anything that i’m doing based off facebook. they are way too neurotic. i know facebook just makes it so everything is out there…but they also have a choice to go view and do as much in-depth looking as they want…fuck that. i love custom privacy settings :)
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